does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their…
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
Bless the Sultan
The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
This is sick you’re a sick sick man
Jim Parsons on SNL "I’m not that guy"